Monthly Archives: September 2014

Idiocracy

Posted on September 18, 2014 by | 14 comments

Basically, a documentary. About 20 years from now. True story, you’ll be the smartest man in the world. The End.

 

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From Dusk Till Dawn

Posted on September 9, 2014 by | 13 comments

Bank robbers kidnap a man and his daughter to get them across the U.S/Mexican border. Then, vampire strippers. The end.
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Posted in Action, horror, science fiction

Cool Hand Luke

Posted on September 9, 2014 by | 13 comments

Paul Newman is in jail, tries to escape, gets caught, tries to escape, and then gets caught again. Then he eats 50 hard boiled eggs. The end.
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Posted in Action, Drama

Sharknado

Posted on September 4, 2014 by | 14 comments

Watery tornados lift sharks up and bring them inland. This apparently pisses sharks off because they eat everyone. Tara Reid is still skank-hot. The end.
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Posted in Action, horror, science fiction

Stand By Me

Posted on September 3, 2014 by | 15 comments

Chopper sicks balls, speaking of which, a big leech sucks on some. They (the kids, not the balls) see a dead body and fight a rival gang. Oh, and the fat kid grows up to marry Rebecca Romijn – true story. The End.

 

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Posted in Drama, kids

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