If you like movies that are so metaphorical that you have no idea what the hell is going on, has a shitty main character that just seems to randomly do things, and has no beginning or end, then you’re in for a treat! Otherwise, don’t watch this piece of crap. The end.
Monthly Archives: April 2017
The Dark Tapes
Kong: Skull Island
Get Out
Boondock Saints
In this cult classic, Twin brothers Connor and Murphy are stuck in the middle of a territory dispute with the Russian mob when they are forced to defend themselves. After being questioned by the feds, they feel chosen by God to perform an earthly cleansing, and are charismatic as hell doing it. The twins meet their long lost father, and Rocco grabs a stripper’s tit. The end.