Bottom of the World

If you like movies that are so metaphorical that you have no idea what the hell is going on, has a shitty main character that just seems to randomly do things, and has no beginning or end, then you’re in for a treat! Otherwise, don’t watch this piece of crap. The end.

The Dark Tapes

I haven’t decided if this movie was good or not. It was kind of a low budget collection of mini scary stories about ghosts, goblins, murderers, and other dimensions. The stories contained both cool and lame stuff. The end.

Kong: Skull Island

A fun little romp about an unexplored island containing these huge mutant monster. A star studded cast including an angry Sam Jackson and my look alike, John Goodman. Worth a watch. The end

Get Out

This movie is way, way better and much creepier than the standard racist movie that I thought this was! A black guy goes to meet his white girlfriend’s parents and everything/everyone is just off and weird. It reminded a bit of the movie The Visit. The end.

Boondock Saints

In this cult classic, Twin brothers Connor and Murphy are stuck in the middle of a territory dispute with the Russian mob when they are forced to defend themselves. After being questioned by the feds, they feel chosen by God to perform an earthly cleansing, and are charismatic as hell doing it. The twins meet their long lost father, and Rocco grabs a stripper’s tit. The end.