Monthly Archives: May 2017

Ghost in the Shell

Posted on May 24, 2017 by | Comments Off on Ghost in the Shell

Good things: Scarlett Johansson is naked a lot (but not really naked because she has a robot body with no reproductive organs or nipples), some cool action, a fun futuristic world, and this movie explores our possible future of humans merging with machines. Crappy things: ScarJo’s wooden acting (which might be on purpose because, ya know, she’s part robot) and a convoluted (or just uninteresting, I can’t decide which) storyline. You can watch this movie as a novelty but it won’t be one you’ll put on repeat. The end

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Posted in Action, science fiction, Thriller

Colossal

Posted on May 19, 2017 by | Comments Off on Colossal

This unique drama is not a movie i’d normally watch but it had a huge monster in it so I thought I’d give it a shot. On the surface this movie is ok but if you see all the metaphores and personifications (monsterifications?) of the characters’ problems it becomes a pretty darn good flick. Watch this movie on a date and then make out afterwards. The end

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Posted in Drama, Super-natural, Thriller

Voice from the Stone

Posted on May 15, 2017 by | Comments Off on Voice from the Stone

Don’t watch this because it sucks! It’s about some nurse a while ago (before t.v.) that’s hired to help a boy who stopped talking after his mom died. The only good this about this movie is it stars the lady from Game of Thrones that plays Daenerys Targaryan aka Daenerys Stormborn aka Mother of Dragons aka Khaleei. The end

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Posted in Drama, Thriller

A Dark Song

Posted on May 10, 2017 by | Comments Off on A Dark Song

This crumby indie movie got good reviews on other sites but I thought it was garbage. Some girl recruits a guy from some occult to raise an angel to grant her a wish. It sounds much cooler than it is. The end

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Posted in Drama, horror, Super-natural

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Posted on May 7, 2017 by | Comments Off on Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Good glorified galaxy gangsters generate great gaety by gallivantingly quashing guerrillas. I hate alliteration but not this goddamn movie because this goddamn movie is super goddamn awesome. I saw it in 3D and I might like it even more than the first Guardians movie which was also goddamn glorious . The end.

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Posted in Action, comedy, science fiction, Superhero, Thriller

Sand Castle (2017)

Posted on May 5, 2017 by | Comments Off on Sand Castle (2017)

A guy who doesn’t want to be in war still does his job to the best of his ability and goes through some traumatic shi…stuff. A relatively slow movie but I think (at least in my ‘never been in the military’ mind) it show a good representation of what war was like in Iraq in 2003. The end

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Personal Shopper

Posted on May 3, 2017 by | Comments Off on Personal Shopper

This piece of crap, artsy type movie has some boobs and a crappy storyline. Don’t watch this unless you like to be confused and disappointed. The end

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Posted in Drama, Super-natural, Thriller

Life, Animated

Posted on May 2, 2017 by | Comments Off on Life, Animated

An awesome ‘must watch’ documentary for anyone who knows someone with autism or just wants to know more about it. This is right up there with Temple Grandin in awesomeness, but Temple has an autism super power, while Owen in this movie really doesn’t. Watch it! The end

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Posted in Documentary, Drama