Monthly Archives: December 2017

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

This sequal to the movie made 20 years earlier is more of a comedy than the first one and I actually laughed a few times. This has a good mix of awkward teens and good looking adults (The Rock = yummy) and Jack Black plays a girl…sort of (you just have to watch it to understand). I rate this movie two bananas and one ripe avocado. The end.


If you like stories with middles and endings but really no beginning, this is the Netflix movie for you! There are orcs/ogres, fairies, and elves living on earth with humans but the explanation was clunky and confusing. Bad guys are chasing after a magic wand and Fresh Prince of Bel Air and his ogre partner and trying to protect it. The end

Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Not to be confused with Kingsman: The Golden Shower, I had high expections for this flick because the first one was epic. I was NOT let down with a kickass cast including Halle Berry, Jeff Bridges, Channing Tatum, the chick from Boogie Nights (and Big Lebowski), and goddamn fuckin’ Elton John who is someone who you should keep an eye on because he may be a star someday. The sweet gadgets, a throwback fight scene from the first film, and awesome camera work make this a must see. The end.