Monthly Archives: February 2018

The Ritual

The name of this movie should be changed to ‘College Friends From England Go Hiking and are Chased by a Big Monster…The Movie’. This was put together pretty well even though the monster is never really explained. If you’re in the mood for a horror/thriller check out ‘Blaire Witch meets Bigfoot…the movie’ aka The Ritual. The end


This guy and gal get bonded together by some sort of alien lightening bolt and if anyone gets within 50 feet of the guy they die unless the gal is around. A cool sci-fi movie idea but it was mostly a slow drama until the end which is sort of interesting. I rate this movie as cold 3 day old pizza. The end.

Army of Darkness

Apparently I’m one of the few who missed this wacky cult classic about some guy who’s apparently a badass that gets sucks from the 90’s into midevil times. Even though he has a chainsaw hand (that he changes out to a homemade robot hand) and a shotgun, he gets his ass kicked by women, witches, books, skeletons, and himself, but (spoiler alert) comes out on top. This horror comedy is fun for the whole family! The end

The Cloverfield Paradox

After looking on the internet I saw that people on the Twitter were giving this movie crappy reviews, but those people can suck an egg (though this flick isn’t as good as 10 Cloverfield Lane). This movie is about the earth running out of power so some astronauts on a fancy space station try some new particle accelerator out in space as a source of infinate power (or something like that), but these dummies screw something up and the earth disappears (uh oh!). With some good comic relief and fun, weird things happening at every turn, this movie is worth a watch. The end