The Greasy Strangler

If you were a fan of Napoleon Dynamite and Kung Fury, you’ll enjoy this dark comedy/thriller to the max! Elija Wood, aka Frodo Baggins, was one of the producers of this nearly NC-17 version of a Napoleon Dynamiteish movie, with a ton of male full frontal nudity. If you’re not sold yet, this old guy, when him and his son aren’t inexplicably wearing women’s clothes and going to discos, covers himself is grease and goes around strangling people to their comic demise. The end


My hopes were set high for this movie by the guy who directed Ex Machina about some alien object that crashes into a lighthouse and creates this weird, world bending bubble. Too bad it sucked. There were a few cool parts like a bear that echos its victims sounds but not worth the two hours it took to watch. The end


If you love having anxiety and being confused at the same time, this is the movie for you! This movie won some awards or something but I have no idea why. The bad guy from No Country for Old Men and the Hunger Games chick acted well, I guess, and supposedly this movie is a metaphore for the bible or something but I was just straight up confused. The end.


File this movie under ‘awesome movies from 2017 that nobody heard of’. If you combine The Purge, a short lived virus, and corporate America, you get this movie with a ton of blood, makeshift weapons, and an 8 hour quarantine where there are no rules! This is a must see action/thriller! The end