Monthly Archives: May 2018

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Ron Howard tells the story of how Han Solo, space pirate, before he’s Harrison Ford, meets a sasquatch and teams up with Woody Harrelson to get back to his lady who happens to be Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, from Game of Thrones. Whew! It was a good one! The end.


Like the book 1984 except in the future, the government stores your memories and spys on everyone and everything. That is until the hackers start murdering! The end.