Monthly Archives: June 2018

Soft Matter

Ummmmm…I’m not really sure what to say except I think this movie was either made by someone on their break from the concussion factory or by someone very, very, super, ultra LSD mixed with beaver tranquilizers high. This movie includes, but is not limited to, animated musical interludes, a girl with a sharpie mustache, a sludge moster wearing garbage bags who ruins his ‘fresh kicks’, and a god who lives in a mop bucket. Ya, try and sort through that while sober. The end.

Pacific Rim: Uprising

Personally, I don’t think there are enough movies, not named Transformers, that feature giant robots fighting huge monsters from other worlds who are being helped by evil Charlie from It’s Always Sunny, and this movie really scratches that itch. This movie earned 42 robot boners, mostly from robotics fans around the world. The end

15:17 to Paris

This ‘based on a true story’ Clint Eastwood directed film had horrible acting except when they stopped the badguy (about 5 minutes of the movie). Found out later the bad actors were the real guys who stopped the bad guy, then I felt bad. It scores 1.5 peanuts on the elephant scale. The end.