The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The opening is dolphins (the water mammal, not the football team) singing a rednition of “Goodbye and Thank You for the Fish” before leaving the failed earth. This movie has a depressed robot, a guy with 2 heads, an all knowing computer, and paperwork obsessed slug looking aliens. And the answers to all of lifes questions is “42” which translates to “watch this shit!” The end.

Super Troopers 2

Farva is still funny. Fred savage makes a cameo. Not as good as #1 but there are a lot of good Canadian jokes. The end

The Greasy Strangler

If you were a fan of Napoleon Dynamite and Kung Fury, you’ll enjoy this dark comedy/thriller to the max! Elija Wood, aka Frodo Baggins, was one of the producers of this nearly NC-17 version of a Napoleon Dynamiteish movie, with a ton of male full frontal nudity. If you’re not sold yet, this old guy, when him and his son aren’t inexplicably wearing women’s clothes and going to discos, covers himself is grease and goes around strangling people to their comic demise. The end

Army of Darkness

Apparently I’m one of the few who missed this wacky cult classic about some guy who’s apparently a badass that gets sucks from the 90’s into midevil times. Even though he has a chainsaw hand (that he changes out to a homemade robot hand) and a shotgun, he gets his ass kicked by women, witches, books, skeletons, and himself, but (spoiler alert) comes out on top. This horror comedy is fun for the whole family! The end


Matt Damon stars in this movie that I thought was more of a comedy but was a drama. So apparently in the future you’ll be able to shrink yourself to like 5” tall and live like a king for very little money! I can’t wait! The end