Boogie Nights

Dirk diggler has something special, a gift…it is a hugely humongus wang. He gets into porn, Scotty tries to kiss him errr…, Heather Graham does full frontal, Buck tries to open Buck’s Super Stereo World by selling Tk421 stereo upgrades so you get an extra 3-4 more quads per channel with the highest quality fidelity. This has a killer cast with Mark Wahlberg, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Burt Reynolds to name a few. Drugs and sex equals a great movie! Feel feel feel feel feel, feel the heat! The end
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[EDITOR’S NOTE: Some people have a hard time counting to three, so I modified this to fit this blog’s theme. You are allowed to still sing “Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel… the heat” in your head.]

 

 

Debbie Does Dallas

A small town Texas girl wants to be a cheerleader for the Texas Cowgirls [bloggers note: or reverse Cowgirls, as it may]. Alas, they don’t have the money to pay to travel for tryouts, so they come up with innovative ways of raising funds. It is unclear if they met their fundraising goal.
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[Editors note: Wikipedia is explains the play-by-play on this movie for those that don’t want to pay to see it, in very specific terms]