Guns Akimbo

Harry Potter is in this movie except he doesn’t do magic and he has guns bolted to his hands. In this movie, Harry Potter gets forced to play a game of life and death but he’s a big wuss and runs away a lot. This is one of the better movies I have watched recently so jump on your saw-horse and watch it! The end.

How It Ends

This Netflix original was great for 112 minutes but the last minute sucked. Mr. wonky eyed Forrest Whitaker travels with his soon to be son-in-law to rescure his daughter from a strange, unknown event on the east coast that shut off all power in the USA. Spoiler alert: After 113 minutes, you still don’t know the cause of the event (boooooo!). The end.


Hey, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Sylvester Stallone called and wants his movie Cliffhanger back! The end.

The Cloverfield Paradox

After looking on the internet I saw that people on the Twitter were giving this movie crappy reviews, but those people can suck an egg (though this flick isn’t as good as 10 Cloverfield Lane). This movie is about the earth running out of power so some astronauts on a fancy space station try some new particle accelerator out in space as a source of infinate power (or something like that), but these dummies screw something up and the earth disappears (uh oh!). With some good comic relief and fun, weird things happening at every turn, this movie is worth a watch. The end

Murder Party

I’m so glad this award winning comedy/horror gem from 2007 was brought to my attention! This idiot finds a random halloween party invite on the ground for a…you guessed it…murder party, and actually decides to go. He dresses in a stupid homemade cardboard box costume and is the intended murder victim of these baffoon artists who generously use the word ‘dildo’. The end